xrayandmicoo:

people who constantly complain about roosterteeth yet they refuse to stop watching

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pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

kkokonose:

i was going to draw C.T. with a sparrow. it went downhill from there. ducklings have a thing for Wash.

bruh

djscorpioncock:

vardpup:

djscorpioncock:

firstly this is based on of the ‘should you play sniper’ flowchart because i love it so much

secondly this is everything i know about all of the other tf2 classes and playing them. this is what i’ve learned in all these months of playing this game. this is all anyone needs to know about team fortress the second

bonus:

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IT’S A POWERPAINT PRESENTATION

honestly i want to be mad at that pun but i cant do it

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

mrfippstuff:

Yang speaks perfect Chinese.

Blake speaks perfect French.

Weiss speaks perfect German.

Ruby speaks Donut-Level Spanish.

teammuchrespect:

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remember that time michael and gavin told the story of them being blackout drunk and spinning on the table b/c i do

bhosrino-loda-choda:

bhosrino-loda-choda:

WHY is Hinduism labelled as “mythology?”

but Jesus can walk on water, heal people like some konoha medical ninja, and come back to life but OUR Gods and Goddesses are “myths”??????????

OK.

ive gotten lots of hate messages, majority from white male christians

{insp}   

rt, ah,

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

drenched-in-sunshine:

bryndonovan:

hermione + text posts

Actually only reblogging to say that Viktor Krum was solid boyfriend material. 

^ yeah viktor was on point

  • hermione: hes a werewolf
  • ron: :O
  • harry: :O
  • lupin: how did u know
  • hermione: your name
  • hermione: it's werewolf
  • hermione: mcwerewolf
  • hermione:
  • hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

0fficermako:

some things never change

americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

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