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i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”
I have hidden my face in shame and embarrassment for them
I scream into whatever pillow is nearest for them
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
WHERE CAN I GET THEM
I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?
Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:
And also Tony Stark
Cartman: *puts butters dick in his mouth* “Im putting his dick in his mouth and it seems like Im gay, but really it makes butters gay. you see, its a metaphor,”